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Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ
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About us
"Veganism is a way of living that is just awesome, plus we totally get enough protein! Also, we totally get enough oral sex. Probably more than you, to be honest. Not bragging, just stating facts." - The Vegan Society
"They asked me to be careful and I was confused as to why, my b12 count has never been higher!" - John
"Dominion is horror filmmaking at its absolute finest." - IMDB"
Rules
- No meatflakes or meatflake Apologists
Absolutely under no circumstances are meatflakes allowed to freely participate in this community. Meatflakes/Carnists includes all persons who are not ethical vegans. We do not condone carnist coddling and hand-holding of any sort. This includes no advocating for animal deaths. The right to an animals life is non-negotiable. No advocating in favor of animal testing, death, or mass euthanasia.
- No Non-Leftists, Health and/or Environmental "Vegans"
Veganism is a leftist social justice movement for animal liberation. It is not a diet for your health and it is not for the human environment. This also, obviously, means No slurs/bigotry, Why would you even want to?
- No support of PBC
We do not condone or advocate for plant based capitalism. We will never support animal agriculture companies, or any business that exists to extract profit from vegans while funding animal exploitation. We are frustrated these businesses have infiltrated every vegan space and being represented online by ads for TVP and first world convenience food. We're not here to make food aisles bigger, this is about animal liberation. We have all had this convo already which leads us to rule 5
- No Debates/Serious Discussion
This is a community for memes for vegans and by vegans. There are lots of other places where you can have your debates.
- No Hero Worship, Influencers or Marketing
This is a community to jerk about veganism, not a place to promote your ego, new products, or embarrass yourself worshiping a YouTuber. If it is going to a good veganism related cause then message us and it will be approved at our discretion.
- No Meta Posting
Meta posting is usually very boring and not fit for a meme subreddit. I wish I could extend this to all the other vegan subreddits. If you really need to post meta about something with circlejerk in the name get a grip and delete your account
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.vg/post/44513
Can't drink water as a vegan any more :/ Even if we're made up of water :/ Sorry ://///
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I remembered how nasty cooking was with all the grease and smells. Now its just Tofu, yummy
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Caption:
spoiler
A "medieval drawing" style of a small bunny (portrait). The bunny is standing, is holding a flail (weapon), and is wearing an upper-body scale armor.
Superimposed text: "Soft, but not available for mistreatment"
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Basically every post on main sub
https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19fhufu/basically_every_post_on_main_sub/ @vegancirclejerk
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Why are vegans always so annoying?
https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19etmql/why_are_vegans_always_so_annoying/ @vegancirclejerk
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Bruh, not even IV's are safe 😭
https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19eavrf/bruh_not_even_ivs_are_safe/ @vegancirclejerk
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AITA for killing my dog and eating it even if it had a good life?
https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19edokq/aita_for_killing_my_dog_and_eating_it_even_if_it/ @vegancirclejerk
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When will the vegans learn to stay away from any city that sells pizza?? 😔
https://reddit.com/r/vegancirclejerk/comments/19duew8/when_will_the_vegans_learn_to_stay_away_from_any/ @vegancirclejerk
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/5663412
Comic by Dave Contra.
Description:
Scene is in a bar, showing people standing at a bar and some crowd behind. In the foreground, there's some man drinking a beer, a dog drinking a beer, and a woman drinking a cocktail and standing like she just came in. The woman is dressed for a night out. The dog looks like a dog, but with an eye patch, bald/shaven head, scars on the chest, and ear partially cut off. The drug turns to the woman with an expression of anger and resentment, and says:
It's people like me who make that cheap perfume you're wearing possible.
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Comic by Dave Contra.
Description:
Scene is in a bar, showing people standing at a bar and some crowd behind. In the foreground, there's some man drinking a beer, a dog drinking a beer, and a woman drinking a cocktail and standing like she just came in. The woman is dressed for a night out. The dog looks like a dog, but with an eye patch, bald/shaven head, scars on the chest, and ear partially cut off. The drug turns to the woman with an expression of anger and resentment, and says:
It's people like me who make that cheap perfume you're wearing possible.
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