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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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Not a bloody oops mate. (lemmy.today)
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Spent this Sunday afternoon watching a pigeon eating off the floor of my local Greggs (feddit.uk)
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Floor and tables deffo hadn't been cleaned all weekend.

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Don't think it's a Banksy (c.l3n.co)
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luv me cuntry, ate nonces and Alans, not muslamiphobic, simple as (b.l3n.co)
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The 2028 Olympic training begins (files.catbox.moe)
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Context kinda:

Shooting came out on top as the sport that most people thought they could represent their country in at Los Angeles 2028, no doubt inspired by the memes of Turkish shooter Yusuf Dikec.

He arrived in Paris minus the traditional eye and ear protection and shot his way to a silver medal with one hand in his pocket.

Of those questioned, 15 per cent thought they could qualify in the 10m air rifle event

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nice argument, but i asked an ai image generator to depict you as the family guy funny moment (files.catbox.moe)
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luv me gay meerkats (files.catbox.moe)
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2024, the last man who still insists it's spelt 'connexion' stands defiant (files.catbox.moe)
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The EDL Anthem (youtu.be)
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Gammolympics 2024: Day 4 highlights (files.catbox.moe)
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ate immigrants, luv me greggs with lashings of ginger beer (c.l3n.co)
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the mail doxes the hotel of a family fleeing their home country (files.catbox.moe)
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ate furiners, luv me greggs, simple as (a.l3n.co)
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It's the little things that matter (lemmy.world)
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a racist twat sieg hailing (files.catbox.moe)
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Putin reacts (a.l3n.co)
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The racial tension finger-pointing begins (b.l3n.co)
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ma vauxhall (files.catbox.moe)
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Petting zoo (b.l3n.co)
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A bunch of Cunts (files.catbox.moe)
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Bueno Estenté (c.l3n.co)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Broader context, specific. In the style of The Fast Show.

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stiff competition (files.catbox.moe)
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Instant karma (files.catbox.moe)
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bloody foreigners, no respect for law and order (files.catbox.moe)
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no'in worse than skeggy (files.catbox.moe)
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