N0body

joined 2 years ago
[–] N0body 9 points 1 year ago

"Why yes, my religion requires that dynamite be stuffed into my corpse. You're not discriminating against my religion, are you?"

[–] N0body 35 points 1 year ago

"Once we get this thing up and running, we'll finally be able to-"

[–] N0body 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When phasers finally come, they will be a variation of the 1911. Earthquake guns. Mind control guns. 1911s all the way down.

[–] N0body 85 points 1 year ago

I like to Edge by using a defective browser over and over before I open Firefox and climax.

[–] N0body 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Watch the insurance companies. They're already pulling out of Florida. They extracted wealth from citizens for all this time, but they're not going to stick around in places where they'll have to pay mass claims due to repeated climate disasters.

[–] N0body 22 points 1 year ago

freeze frame

"This Duke boy has got himself in one heck of a pickle. Let's see if he can get out of it after these messages from our sponsors."

[–] N0body 15 points 1 year ago

You have to show your intrusive thoughts who's boss. "MAKE IT A CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKER!"

[–] N0body 48 points 1 year ago (10 children)

People out here just rawdogging life in the early 20s. Good luck to them.

[–] N0body 4 points 1 year ago

Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.

[–] N0body 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think there should be some instances that at least try federating with Threads just to see how it goes, but I don't want it to be this instance. The existence of voting in the Agora alone is a reason not to want a massive influx of new users from Instagram. This instance is uniquely vulnerable to the threat Threads may pose.

[–] N0body 8 points 1 year ago
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