"Once we get this thing up and running, we'll finally be able to-"
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When phasers finally come, they will be a variation of the 1911. Earthquake guns. Mind control guns. 1911s all the way down.
I like to Edge by using a defective browser over and over before I open Firefox and climax.
Watch the insurance companies. They're already pulling out of Florida. They extracted wealth from citizens for all this time, but they're not going to stick around in places where they'll have to pay mass claims due to repeated climate disasters.
freeze frame
"This Duke boy has got himself in one heck of a pickle. Let's see if he can get out of it after these messages from our sponsors."
You have to show your intrusive thoughts who's boss. "MAKE IT A CHAINSAW MOTHERFUCKER!"
People out here just rawdogging life in the early 20s. Good luck to them.
Make the hatch a spout and put a cope cage on top.
I think there should be some instances that at least try federating with Threads just to see how it goes, but I don't want it to be this instance. The existence of voting in the Agora alone is a reason not to want a massive influx of new users from Instagram. This instance is uniquely vulnerable to the threat Threads may pose.
"Why yes, my religion requires that dynamite be stuffed into my corpse. You're not discriminating against my religion, are you?"