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Following fraud judgement, Trump offers followers chance to pay $355mil for one night of passion with Eric (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago

Bwahahaha. I really hope the fire sales on properties he is forced to offer are severely underbid by all potential buyers. Make him eat the losses over and over again. Karmic reflection of the fraudulent over-valuing he always did, and reversing some of the money-laundering he did for all the shady foreign agents through those properties.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Eric is worth around $3.50 tops. That's gonna be a lot of shagging to make it worth it. Better get started early, boy!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

$3.50 tops?

He pays way more to bottom.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

He’s going to have to work smarter not harder.

[–] Scubus 3 points 7 months ago

Confirmed for trump being the loch ness monster?

[–] Varyk 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And junior is just the $100 kicker?

Apparently with pre-trial interest, the total is closer to 450 million.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Don't forget the $83 million owed to E Jean Carol as well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

A closeted trailerpark MAGAs wet dream

[–] PrincessLeiasCat 7 points 7 months ago

Y’all don’t give him any ideas.