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Couch memes are fine, but I still don't understand why we're ignoring his dolphin fetish.
I'm out of the loop, what's the deal with dolphins?
From https://www.indy100.com/politics/jd-vance-dolphin-search-history:
JD Vance raped and murdered a dolphin in 1994
Everyone knows that, it's the other, even worse stuff we're referencing.
I mean we're just asking questions here. It would be very simple for him to unambiguously disavow his couch and dolphin fetish, so by choosing to stay silent it seems as if he is choosing to let us work from our own assumptions.
The couch one is so much more believable that it sticks better. Like they're trying to push that Tim walz drinks horse cum but it's so stupid it hasn't spread much. Now if they targeted vaush with that rumor...
The irony is that the dolphin thing isn't entirely fictional.
Wat.
RFK Junior would probably just own it and try to make it a positive.