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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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ME CHIP (lemmy.world)
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Liz NO (files.catbox.moe)
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My Happy Meal has made you unhappy? (files.catbox.moe)
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my dad's better than yours (files.catbox.moe)
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ITS NOT CAMIN HOME ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ (files.catbox.moe)
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๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” (files.catbox.moe)
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Poor bugger... double Maths must be an ordeal (feddit.uk)
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Time for revenge! (c.l3n.co)
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Actual front page.

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Bring it home for them (b.l3n.co)
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Paella vs fish 'n' chips (files.catbox.moe)
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Tried to get an England flag for the final on Sunday but the shops were sold out... (c.l3n.co)
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Context

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finally some good scran (files.catbox.moe)
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Love me Shrek, 'ate Tories. Simple as! (lemmy.world)
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cum on english (files.catbox.moe)
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Semi nerves (b.l3n.co)
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i can think of one (files.catbox.moe)
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'Baby of the House' has 'experience older MPs won't have' (b.l3n.co)
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But what is it?

Wrong answers only.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg pushed out (c.l3n.co)
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it's ovah (c.l3n.co)
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Original title: Barry's Nightmare but it's all becoming reality.

Artist

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Yo, man's driving a shed on the M25! WTAF!! (files.catbox.moe)
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its camin home (files.catbox.moe)
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Only in Scotland... (files.catbox.moe)
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When does the sky turn red? (feddit.uk)
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Dear okmatewanker. The tories made the sky blue I think when they won the election in the good old days, so everyone knows whos in charge. I was wanting to know though that since kier starmer is labour prime minister now, when will they turn the sky red? Does it have to pass through parliament? Or is it automatic. Does then king doing it? Or has he forgottej because his mum always did it

Help is appreciated

Many thanks

~flax vert

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Goodbye (b.l3n.co)
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Things that get battered (c.l3n.co)
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