| Date | Match | Result | |
|
|
| | 16th June | 1st Test | AUS by 2 wickets | | 28th June | 2nd Test | AUS by 43 runs | | 6th July | 3rd Test | ENG by 3 wickets | | 19th July | 4th Test | Draw | | 27th July | 5th Test | |
| Date | Match | Result | |
|
|
| | 22nd June | Only Test | AUS by 89 runs | | 2nd July | First T20I | AUS by 4 wickets | | 6th July | Second T20I | ENG by 3 runs | | 9th July | Third T20I | ENG by 5 wickets | | 12th July | First ODI | ENG by 2 wickets | | 16th July | Second ODI | AUS by 3 runs | | 18th July | Third ODI | ENG by 69 runs (DLS) |
Series drawn - AUS retain the Ashes
It's far from the best part of the article, but:
If self-centred and supremely effective sporting mantras were translatable beyond the sporting field, then our prime minister would be Matthew Hayden and our opposition leader Justin Langer.
That doesn't sound like it would be so bad, tbh.