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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plays elden ring (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon's family is in mourning (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon's experience at a coffee shop (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon defends Michael Jackson (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon plays Metro 2033 (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon dates a racist (lemy.lol)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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Anon meets 4chan's elite hackers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon talks to their cats (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon gives us a warning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon takes the pink pill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon looks up a guide (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon is eggboy (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon likes Conan O'Brien (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon makes a deal with a demon (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon gets their first phone (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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Anon pretends to be a girl online (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon owns a pair of cursed jeans (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon has a sketchy teacher (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon drives a bus (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon slips through a crowd (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon tries to remember a song (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon is a soyboy (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon becomes Butthead (sh.itjust.works)

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Anon has trauma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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