zalgotext

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[–] zalgotext 7 points 4 weeks ago

Wait really? Man I knew those games were my favorites for a reason

[–] zalgotext 29 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Carrots often have dirt caked on the outside that's hard to get off with just water, so peeling is a good way to help with that.

The peel has the healthy bits

Sort of, but not really. The nutrients of a carrot may be slightly more concentrated in the skin, but all layers of a carrot contain those nutrients. You're not depriving yourself of an appreciable amount of nutrients by peeling a carrot.

[–] zalgotext 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

How to explain away the signs of rough ~~gay~~ beastial sex to your wife.

FTFY

[–] zalgotext 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok but what about instead of an explosive release canopy, the crew just sorta loosen some of the bolts holding the top of the plane on, then the pilot flies upside-down to gently tip everyone out of their seats

[–] zalgotext 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I frequently cook tomatoes in cast iron/carbon steel, it doesn't do any significant damage to the seasoning that can't be repaired with a quick stovetop re-seasoning.

[–] zalgotext 4 points 4 weeks ago

I like how in the second step two, the toaster becomes wireless, and in the second step one, it transforms into a serving platter

[–] zalgotext 2 points 1 month ago

What's not to get? Each of those things are tasty on their own, I'm sure they're also tasty when combined.

[–] zalgotext 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah for sure, it's not for everyone, and getting through the whole series is borderline a chore lol.

[–] zalgotext 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm reading through The Wheel of Time for the second time right now and my experience has been different. It's crazy how the tone changes from the first book to the last, and the amount of character development that occurs. I think each book is been better than the last, and each for different reasons.

[–] zalgotext 7 points 1 month ago

An 8oz cup of coffee only has like 75-100mg of caffeine in it. With your 16oz cup plus an energy drink plus an Excedrin, that would be like ~400-500mg of caffeine. Assuming a typical drip coffee maker that can make 12 cups, you're looking at a total of like ~1000-1200mg of caffeine, double or triple your estimated daily amount. So it's kinda no wonder you felt wired that day. Extreme, sudden spikes in your stimulant intake will do that.

[–] zalgotext 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure the cap is just fake and made up, a distraction they give us fans to puzzle over

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