ilovededyoupiggy

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Two Red Ranger headsets?! You can't both be the Red Ranger! Only I, the older brother, possess the testicular fortitude to be the Red Ranger. You, the much weaker and dumber younger brother, must be the Blue Ranger.

Yeah yeah, go cry to Mom. You think she cares what color power ranger you are, Jimmy? She doesn't! She's passed out on the couch again! Shut up, Jimmy, your gonna wake her up and she'll be pissed!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 3 months ago

I hope there's a teapot hidden in there somewhere.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 3 months ago

No, I thought about it, but it's All My Best Friends Are Metalheads, so it didn't fit right. It had a spot in there, though.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 16 points 3 months ago

Screw those guys. They can take a long walk off a short inclined plane.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 36 points 3 months ago

Corpulent Shrimp is an oxymoron and a great band name.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Her $2,000 coat in 1906 would be $69,816 today. Must be a helluva coat!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I love TR&AR scores. Wondering how different this one will be since it's being billed as actually Nine Inch Nails instead of the two guys in NIN.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorites too!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 1 points 3 months ago

Chili, nacho cheese sauce, and diced onions.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Probably just a matter of time until an orange person says it, so you'll find out the answers to your questions soon enough.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Sed Porttitor isn't even that good, I dunno why they need it on their menu a half a dozen times.

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