ilovededyoupiggy

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[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 2 months ago

M-o-o-n, that spells Tom Cullen!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Vertical grip may be a little more useful if he'd actually attach it to his gun. Gotta be hard on his wrist to just hover the gun up there like that.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 2 months ago

I've always heard it as "fuck you, I got mine" but yeah, same sentiment.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But I wanted to swap lives with the fish, not another idiot!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.

Edit: a/s/l?

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 13 points 2 months ago

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 7 points 3 months ago

I had no idea they had Tumblr blogs all the way back in the 1920s.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 72 points 3 months ago (5 children)

A $2/mo subscription for a fucking screensaver?!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 7 points 3 months ago

Childless, you say? She have any cats?

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 22 points 3 months ago

No, come to my party instead! It'll be way biglier. My (invited) guests are the Pope, Abraham Lincoln, Garfield the cat, and Janice from accounting. See how yuge my (invited) guest list is. We have the best guest lists!

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 2 points 3 months ago

Found the little brother.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Mrs True was wearing a $2000 (in 1906 dollars) coat the other day, but a quarter for a hot dog is too rich for his blood?

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