harbinger

Wow. That boggles the mind... I respect this so much.

Where I am? We have this kind of crap and nobody really seems to care: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/excessive-reactions-to-pennsylvania-lawmaker-s-reported-mileage/ar-AA1l0pIu

I'll sell one for half that

One of the worst instances was one year that virtually all "merit increases" were instead replaced with RSUs that vested in a year. When I had to bring that to my team and tell them what they were getting... Well, not a single one of us expected to see that money. Sure enough, layoffs happened and that potential money evaporated before any of us saw a cent. None of us were unprepared or surprised, but obviously still unhappy.

You're not wrong

Yes, I am certain that was the case. It was the case in my examples too... Every now and then someone gets through and gets a couple units to vest, but the majority are gone and so is that compensation. It's disgusting.

I assume that stock was in the form of restricted stock units that vest over the course of a few years. I've seen this kind of thing play out at a few big tech companies over the years and have seen people lose literally hundreds of thousands of dollars in delayed payout.

They offer these as a "loyalty incentive" so the employee wants to stay while of course offering no loyalty in return when they decide to execute layoffs.

That's awesome. Were the scale details lost in the scanning or the printing?

And my axe.

Yep that's a reddit throwback but I deleted my 14yo account 2 weeks ago and have actively avoided them since.

I'm in a similar situation with my nonbinary kid and it terrifies me more every day.

Haha of course! And a visitor counter.

Then you slowly realized the visitors were all you, refreshing the webpage to see how many visitors you had.

You'd just fire off an "ASL" to someone... It meant "age, sex, location". And then you'd decide to get on with a conversation or not. ICQ (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICQ) was an instant messaging program and had some super delightful sound FX for different things. I remember having an ICQ number (member ID) under 11k and it was cool somehow...

Netscape had a "webpage builder" and it felt so legit and we had no idea how to get it to the internet...