I wouldn't bother with a paid dynamic DNS. Most domain registrars let you change your DNS record with an API call (I know GoDaddy does because I use them.)
Then you just set up a cron job to fetch your IP and then change your DNS record to match. I use a subdomain because my main domain hosts a blog and some other stuff on a VPS, while my jellyfin server is at home.
A good search would be "[registrar name] dynamic DNS script"
It's supported on my GrapheneOS install, maybe check it out if you have a Pixel
I managed to convince mine, and it's been great. I miss it at home when I'm doing personal projects
Why do you lose your kids? You could still be there
Wild, I saved this meme like two months ago with that response
The old Fable games were really good too
I took it as she mixed up the words cuz her language skills
Edit: he thought she did, I mean
Fair. I've heard kbin allows viewing, so there are federated sites which can see them without needing to be an admin or run an instance.
Everyone knows they're eyes for the Dark One
Wacko*
I think every 12 hours? I'm not sure. But it doesn't need to be super frequent, unless your IP changes often