Stoatmilk

There was this ice cream cone that had a slightly sour citrusy outer layer, delicious pear ice cream that was not overly sweet, and a core of salty toffee ice cream. It was the perfect ice cream cone, and those bastards stopped selling it. All the others taste so much worse in comparison now that they don't even seem worth buying.

It's kinda bullshit that doctors get the prestige of having sworn an oath when the oath is basically "do your job, and no murdering." Like, why do car mechanics not get to do an oath swearing they will change your oil and not break your car on purpose?

You might be thinking of Heroin by The Velvet Underground

You could choose to read Hotel California as a metaphor for drug use, but you would have to come to terms with The Hotel California meaning THC, and in my opinion that song is a little too dramatic to be about weed. It is much better if you just understand it literally, as a song about a really spooky hotel.

It feels like I would enjoy it a lot more if it didn't come out so soon after Chained Echoes

Trying to come up with the most contrarian take about the USSR, the best I got so far is "I agree with Bukharin, Stalin was a neo-Trotskyite"

Love to catalogue and publish a list of all the times I got owned