Murdoc

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[–] Murdoc 14 points 6 months ago

I've never had anyone tell me after the fact that someone was hitting on me, but I did have a friend tell me once that I had been flirting with a girl. I balked at that, since at no point did I ever intend to do so, nor use any practice I thought of as "flirting". But after thinking about it for a minute, I realized that since I have never done those things before anyway, perhaps I was wrong about what flirting even was, and I said "Was I?" and he just nodded and smiled at me. I still don't know what to think about that. Maybe it was just his opinion. 🤷

[–] Murdoc 11 points 6 months ago

"A couple of trees..."

And a body of water, and a road, possibly some mountains... (smh)

[–] Murdoc 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Murdoc 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not mine, it's an oldie. 🙂

[–] Murdoc 49 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Or the classic: who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

[–] Murdoc 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Close, I had an 8210, my very first cell phone. Loved that little guy.

[–] Murdoc 4 points 7 months ago

🎶 When your 10-gallon hat is feelin' 5 gallons flat...

I hanker for a hunk-o-cheese! 🎶

[–] Murdoc 9 points 7 months ago

Ikr? It already comes in four different flavours! (Five if you count the Star Wars Edition, but that was just a marketing gimmick.)

[–] Murdoc 19 points 7 months ago

Man, I wish that disclaimer had to be attached to anything generated by ai!

[–] Murdoc 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It’s not evil capitalists. It’s people acting rationally. The incentive structure leads to this behaviour.

IOW, don't hate the player, hate the game.

[–] Murdoc 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm sorry I just want to be clear, you want me to give you quotes from these shows?

[–] Murdoc 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think that it's one of the benefits of monopoly. People don't think "I wonder if I should start checking out alternatives?" but instead "Damn, that's annoying. I wonder if there's a way to fix this?" Alternatives never even enter their head. See, there's already a tool for the problem in the post!

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