π otterobsession
(Image of a cap with the words 'STAR CROSSED LIZARDS' printed inside it)
cheeblogger
(A Drawing, the top part of the drawing shows two lizards in love. The bottom part of the drawing show the same two lizards separated by cages)
otterobsession
@hellsite-hall-of-fame , not sure if this fits your usual vibe, but βtis a classic!
#free them :( #hellsite hall of fame
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!remindme 2034β¦
Oh wait :(
Don't worry little guy, we've all been there...
I switched because I really hated windows 11. When it first launched it was such a broken, buggy, unusable mess I just decided it was easier to learn linux
Itβs probably better now but I still havenβt had a need to go back
Like half the time on Reddit the notification was just a ploy to trick me into clicking onto those stupid snoo nfts things, but on lemmy whenever I see a notification I know itβs actual engagement.
I read breasts at first too π
"Well the first three were a trap, whats the likelihood of the fourth one being a trap as well?" - Sinatra probably
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Thu, May 11
Hi
6'4 Dom top
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Today
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He's growing
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sexygaywizard π wizardpotions Follow
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Thu, May 11
Hi
6'4 Dom top
6:35
Today
Hi
6'5 Dom top
12:32
He's growing
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scallioncreamcheesebagel π scallioncreamcheesebagel Follow
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r/AskReddit
u/JasperMidnight β’ 3hWhat is the stupidest thing you've heard someone say that they were 100% serious about?
By0z β’ 2h
"Blueberry muffins you buy premade don't have any blueberries in them. Blueberries cost too much. They dye bees blue because they have the same texture and use them." He has 'explained' it to multiple people multiple times.
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iguanasdefuego β’ 4h
"How do we know it wasn't just ostriches on the radar that triggered Pearl Harbor?" My dude. WHAT.
hi_im_watson β’ 4h
I was on a date at an art museum. The painting tag said who it was made by the title and made Circe 1600 and she said "do you think the earth was even around back then? You just never really know"
you just never really know
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bisexualtercation π naturallybadforyou
Yesterday#a girl i went to school with one mentioned the mutant chickens they farm for kfc and we were all like.... what
#and she said yeah you know because in a bucket you can get like 5 wings and 5 thighs or whatever
#someone told her they're not all from the same 5-legged chicken and she said YOU MEAN THEY MIX CHICKENS???
#i still reference that all the time lol
notpietromaximoff π meteortrails
#having eaten a bee before they are not the same texture as blueberries.
lot going on in here
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I have a feeling itβll begin to dip soon and stay at constant for a while until reddit makes the inevitable move to ban porn, then thatβs when the real spike would happen
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@Jerma985
I just swallowed a bug, and it tasted better than anything I've ever eaten. What am I supposed to do about this?
i think about this very often
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pastassassins
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We'll find you Amanda.
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this has almost 11 million notes what is this
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I've never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
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@hellsite-hall-of-fame I've never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
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oh my god, I didn't think there were any surviving versions of this post left For those who weren't around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you've ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one. This is the "Dean's Gym Shorts" post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original "Reblog if you support gay people" post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago. This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
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This website truly is bizarre
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