Lighttrails

joined 1 year ago
[–] Lighttrails 23 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I get 5 sick days a year. I can roll over sick days, allowing up to 13 sick days a year. If I use more that 2 in a row, I need a doctors note. If I use 5 sick days in a row I forfeit my bonus pay for that month. Fuck me right?

[–] Lighttrails 15 points 2 months ago

Like stealing candy from a baby…

[–] Lighttrails 28 points 2 months ago

That combo brush/claw attachment is slick!

[–] Lighttrails 14 points 2 months ago

Some things never go out of style

[–] Lighttrails 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was in love with the oldest girl! Then she fell in with the Guinness book of records crowd. Not even a beard of bees would get her to notice me

[–] Lighttrails 3 points 2 months ago

Those look so delicious! Well done. I will have to give this recipe a go

[–] Lighttrails 9 points 3 months ago

Do you remember?

[–] Lighttrails 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do you mind if wild out?

[–] Lighttrails 13 points 3 months ago

I call the flintstones phone!

[–] Lighttrails 8 points 3 months ago

HOW YA DOIN BOY

[–] Lighttrails 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can’t go to Juvie! They’ll use my like currency.

Yeah they’ll pass you around like… well yeah, currency

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