Gullible

joined 1 year ago
[–] Gullible 4 points 1 month ago

Alternative front end, my friend.

[–] Gullible 66 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Reposting my aphid hate

Having imported ladybugs into a greenhouse for the express purpose of exterminating aphids, I can tell you with certainty that they’re kinda dumb. A leaf completely coated with aphids will see 4 plucked and obliterated by mandibles, and 50 ignored, only to search for more distant prey. The buffet is right there, why are you searching for scraps beneath it?

But there’s nothing quite like seeing the little shits disappear into an organic shredder, clawing desperately, fruitlessly at survival. I fucking despise aphids.

[–] Gullible 13 points 1 month ago

English Wikipedia has been down all day. Very, very rarely do I take anything for granted, and yet, I felt a pit in my stomach when I saw a blank page. It’s funny to realize just how much of a fixture in my life Wikipedia has been.

[–] Gullible 8 points 1 month ago

“Let him cook”

[–] Gullible 11 points 1 month ago

He makes the full valuation of the WSJ every few weeks via Amazon stock. It could be assumed, then, that he cares about Amazon’s stock price

[–] Gullible 13 points 1 month ago

Folks in Puerto Rico when they’re admitted as a state: “he tells it like it is.”

[–] Gullible 2 points 1 month ago

Ahhh, that makes sense. Thank you!

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