Gullible

>go into grocery store
>find both sexy and repulsive people

What the hell, since when have people been ahomogenous?

thurry

I’m getting an image of cold tomato soup with hair in it.

I physically cannot comprehend why or how they’ve done this. They say madness and genius go hand in hand and I believe it, because this is as bewildering as it is incredible.

A reference to another greentext and anatomical issue. Diabetics have sweet urine.

Prehistoric dangling diabetes detectors

And in the background lurks the frozen food supply company that graciously feeds the children and prisoners of the United States.

drink chlorine

That’s a chilly beverage. Might also want to microwave your sodium to counteract the cold.

Relatedly, the linked GitHub has explicitly stated that they have nothing to do with any of this. Any further information from them would be on their (Japanese) mastodon server.

In order:

Thank you for dealing with this.

Sorry you’re dealing with this.

Agreed, spiders are notoriously free spirited

$100k buys you a politician. They’re not that expensive. $27M per week buys a lot of political discourse.