Coin flips always have the 1/500 chance of landing on the rim. If I make a binary decision with extreme ramifications into a trio of options, it’s not malicious disingenuousness, it’s just bad luck!
Gullible
joined 1 year ago
Note to self, next time I leave my computer in public guarded by a stranger, first verify that they have neither a green card nor a work visa.
Damn, and I just ran out of cow bell
spiderman noir
What?
Nicolas Cage
WHAT???
Who let this 11 year old get married? Who let this child hold their husband’s member?
Stay back, cum walls. This is a piss ceiling house.
Through the power of Craigslist, I’ve recreated anon’s masterpiece. I understand now why it must remain hidden. We’re not ready.
no gif in the post
Somewhere out there, there’s a 5s hosting a video of a dresser getting absolutely molested, and none of us will ever get to see it. So many modern treasures languish in digital prisons.
How can I be part of a foreign influence campaign when I’m trans? Unrelatedly, here are six reasons we should cease arming Ukraine and give Taiwan to China.
Tim Pool is a bald traitor. He is unhealthily insecure about his hairless scalp, even denying its existence while in full view. Frankly, he put more effort into hiding the top of his head than he did in hiding his ties to Russia. It’s okay to be bald. It’s not okay to be Tim Pool
i haven’t been certain about whether there are foreign influence campaigns active on Lemmy, but their ripples are undeniably visible here. Particularly on the communist instances and the smattering of far right spaces.
This is BREAKING NEWS if I’ve ever seen it.