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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, because at the end of the day, it's night. -- Gustavo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about millions of years in the future if africa shifts towards the north/south pole?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Won't change when the night arrives. Might change the LENGTH of days, but at the end of them it'll still be night

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  • just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found
  • want to know if its time to work? we had a tool for it, its called sunrise
  • «hello, i now want 200 microseconds of your time but only to compare your face with the one already stored in my brain» — sounds mentally deranged
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

just stop counting small time! 5000x365 of yellow sky orb passings, yet still no real-world use found

Found the time cube zealot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Spread the word!

[–] Socsa 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If humanity continues on the current path, billions of people will die in the next century.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

In Germany, it is tradition to end the day with the closing of one's eyes, and start the next with opening them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Cops in Africa pull over more black people than white people.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Oh really? In Lithuania, murder is also illegal. It traces back from the spoken tradition of the ancestors. Some recent analysis has found traces of this social ban in 800 years old folk tale, Spruce the Queen of Serpents, in which, as a punishment for murder, the killers were turned into trees. It is weird how Lithuanian culture shares similarities with the Japanese! There must have been cultural connections at some point in time...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

The languages also both have a word for "three". Proto-world confirmed?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I think it has something to do with the westward movement of the Mongolian tribes

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What are the other four? WHAT ARE THE OTHER FOUR?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

now we're gonna need someone to install twitter and tell us what the rest is as quick as possible

[–] Piemanding 4 points 1 year ago

Seems the account got deleted or something. It's now named SUPER CHAT and has no posts or replies.

[–] ikapoz 26 points 1 year ago

I really want to know what the other four things are. Not enough to go look, but enough to complain here.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know you yanks like to go around shooting each other, but if you absolutely must challenge someone to a duel - do be so kind as to use your sword instead.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Many of us on Lemmy have Kitanas hanging on our wall, so totally ready.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why is she hanging on your wall? Tell her to get down and act more human if she doesn't want to stand out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's no way to treat your waifu body pillow.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I can't do any of my favorite murders then what's the point of traveling? Stupid woke Japanese ruin everything.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Aww shoot! My vacation is ruined!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He can have a little murder as a treat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Illegal somewhere" Mad Lib:

"The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

  • Chewing Gum ( ) Singapore
[–] Imgonnatrythis 18 points 1 year ago

I for one think more countries should make this very illegal.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Now I am worried I might have committed a faux pas unknowingly. I mean, they are so polite they won't point it out. So now I am sitting here, years later, wondering if I might have, you know, murdered someone in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

That murdering you've been doing? Not okay

[–] Grass 15 points 1 year ago

This is one of my favorite Japan related shitposts

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Well there go my holiday plans...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Man, talk about culture shock!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That's news to me. Everyone here murders people, I thought it was legal everywhere! I mean, you just kill people, not that big of a deal.

/s

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What? Sounds like a stupid fucking concept.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fox pass. O wait... Nevermind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Sorry, ma'am, we're gonna need to see the pass for your fox here before we let you through."