I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.
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I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?
sticky and horrid
Iβm just the average normal guy
I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack
Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)
Accurate, I suspect.
I meanβ¦ π¬
I don't know... I stare into the Cookiejar... The cookies stare into my soul... They consume it...
I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
Yeah, like a bear with balance
Following this man to the gates of hell.
at least there's dirt
i should avoid sea food
Adorrible
My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess
I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!
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I don't know, but I'm a captain so I might be able to find my way out
My name is just my nameβ¦ idk what that means π₯
suicide? or you die to a clone of yourself? idk
CW - suicide
Lol I mean, the first one wouldnβt even surprise me π
If you're suicidal, keep in mind there always will be a tomorrow and no suffering is endless. Life has ups and downs and even in the worst downs, you can usually manage to find happiness after a while. I hope you have at least an OK day.
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Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.