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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We all know how they are going to kill you... or better, where

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I died who I am

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In a bombastic manner

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hard to say. I guess I don't die?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Quickly, I hope.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Interesting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Be yourself I guess

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If I must die to a fork, it'd be funny if it was this one.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

or perhaps stabbed by a table fork?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This is the best way I could've every gone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my username means nothing at all, it this bad?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like we will live forever

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Not entirely sure how it would work honestly

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Guess I'll need to beware

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think it would actually be pretty long and painful :(

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shit, I'm choking and I can't see... what direction am I going?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty peacefully, I'd say.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver

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