I die with a smile on my face
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2023
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Sounds like a long, painful way to go
Into the void I go
I guess that might mean lightsabers are real. Youβre welcome, everyone.
Oh god oh fuck
There's worse ways to go I guess
Depends... Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who's bob?
A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?
I'm allergic... it's going to be unpleasant.
hey, it's going to be quick :)
It's either going to hurt really bad or it's going to happen so quickly I won't know what happened.
I do love clean socks....
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!
pretty bad
A bit excessive, don't you think?
I'm guessing pretty bad...
Cute but full of shit
killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
Heart attack. It's probably heart attack.
I died as I lived
Someone's gonna ram me to death? OwO
Not too fun, Iβd imagine.
Well at least there's somebody there when I die.
Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.
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pretty warm and crispy
Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.
Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...
Killed by an Ophanim or a weirdly designed car
Oh god
If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed
Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world
Yes
Looks like I am drowning...
I died the way I lived, incompetently.
Probably the sound I'll make when I die?
Always knew I was destined for hell.
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