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They're fantasy world is where they get to identify with the ghoulish natsec state.
While channeled differently, its very similar energy to this:
If you want to join the ongoing dogpile here's the link:
The entirety of what they know about how other humans behave comes from Brandon Sanderson books
Never read him, so i don't get what his writing of people is like. But I'm also glad i don't lol.
One thing I'm glad to be ignorant of
He’s a hero to redditors because he releases 50 books a year and writes almost exclusively for the bazinga demographic, so his dialogue is, predictably, complete shit based on what I’ve read
tactics are formulated
more like tactics are recycled from amerikan imperialist conflicts of the past few decades that suppose air superiority and a massive materiel superiority
these people just chug state department propaganda without a single critical thought. reality doesn’t bend to their will, thankfully. this conflict will further signal the decay of empire. and hopefully deplete NATO weapon stockpiles enough to allow for a less bloody transition from NATO hegemony to BRICS hegemony
they've started talking like national defense john wayne the past couple years. The libs are so hyped to have a war to cheer for.
Please ignore the fact that Elon Musk is a crucial factor in the Ukrainian counter offensive and has defense officials calling him to beg him not to turn off starlink.
This reads like picking the fascist dialogue in Disco Elysium and getting chills.
That second image may have caused some slight brain damage for me to read.
Seems like some sort of professionalism fetishist. They would be a LARPer except LARPing isn't professional.
Libs that dream of being a lanyard at the State Department
and those folks ain't talking
except when they're talking to journalists, being referenced as anonymous sources, to explain that akshully the ukrainians aren't winning the war because they can't understand our beautiful caucasian tactics
Both types have internalised the west wing, these guys just got more excited by the situation room
Love to have a parasocial relationship with military intelligence
Shirley there must be a series of rooms isolated for this war.
Yes, and don't call me Shirley.
Can't find a Leslie Nielson emote. We should have one for moments such as these
Also we should really get an emote of that Soviet Lady who does the yell, you know the Rodchenko one
the tactics:
"hey have you guys seen that one move Enemy at the Gates"
are we allowed to ping people on other instances? probably not right? I want to ask this rapidcreek person how hard they were breathing while they typed this
Last i checked he's still arguing with our heroic posters on that thread, so you can probably catch him
I'm going to assume that other instances have a 'no asking our chuds if they are masturbating while they post' policy
