askchapo

i am a girl boss i am a lunatic i am a war criminal i am insane. i am the next virgin mary and i am never going to die

I can't find anyone IRL that I connect much with (other than my daughter).

I hate the world and i feel useless and unable to prosper/grow up due to what i believe a combination of poverty and a broken family.

I'm very good at breaking phones.

I'm pan

Uhh. I'm Barack Obama. And I'm gay*.

*terms and conditions may apply

Depression and isolation from others.

I'm the worst poster here but I still have my moments

Trying to become a supervillain but the overpriced real estate market makes buying a lair or even land to build a lair on impossible for me

Can't rent a lair either because the landlords want proof of income and supervillain isn't a "real job" whatever that means. I keep telling them I'll have income and proof of it once I start completing jobs; see I don't have a job, my henchmen and I will do jobs (bank jobs, heists, things of that nature) but that answer just make the landlords and the banks mad

Look I'm not robbing them yet, that's why I need henchmen and I need the lair for the henchmen

People don't know I'm Canadian, even though I mention it regularly and am arguably the most famously Canadian poster on here (yeah, sure, Emma, people definitely know who you are)

I'm not like other girls

I got involved in organizing and Im still terminally online, someone please help me

I am autistic and hyperfixate on things

I've already doxxed myself like 100 times here

I think it's pretty obvious that I am the one true leftist

I'm extremely genuine to the point where I have a real difficult time spreading misinformation on this site to avoid doxxing myself. I also have three dogs and live in Boston.

All the stories I tell about my life are absolutely true and you could find my home address very easily.

Even though i have a Misawa pfp, my goal is to be built like 2003 Kenta Kobashi (i'm almost there, just need to bulk up a little more).

I'm a Terran from an alternate universe.

I'm the richest person in the world.

When I first saw the steam page for CrossCode, I knew something about it was familiar...

I'm pretty bad at certain aspects of communicating and have persistent weird perceptions of social interaction and etiquette. e.g. I find sugarcoating or otherwise trying to soften the blow of bad news to be insulting/patronizing, and someone telling me comforting lies that I later discover are lies would leave me feeling deeply betrayed. I find it damn near impossible to connect a person's emotional state (which I have become hypervigilant for in seeking any signs of rejection) and the reason for it in the moment, and might only understand later on after analyzing all the different factors.

(99% sure I'm autistic but I'm pretty sure I've stated that outright a bunch)

I'm only a recently rehabilitated lib and I barely read enough theory. Also I'm a Sinoboo (Chinaboo?).