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[–] [email protected] 1 points 36 minutes ago

This is perfect. At least boomers have an excuse. Millennials using voice notes is unforgivable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Voice notes on WhatsApp/iMessage is essentially the exact same thing as voicemail but for some reason zoomers are happier with those.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

at least in germany you can just disable voicemail

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Brb moving to Germany

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I get voicemail from blocked numbers

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Then the person sends you a 2 minute long audio over whatsapp

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Not if I don't have whatsapp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

At least I can get a transcript and speed it up a bit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

That's actually really smart lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The True Crime here is an 11 year old child with a (I suppose) Smartphone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I would totally understand if it was in a place where your kids can take a walk or public transport to school or other places on their own. I would also want them to have means to call you.

EDIT: my bad, I ignored the 'smart' bit there. I just meant any phone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can be a normal phone which is what I would do if I where a parent and my kid would have to bike 12 km to school every day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I'd just like to mention that it was perfectly normal for kids to go on 12km without a phone not so long ago, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it now. Parents worry too much. I mean, it's a biological impulse that makes a lot of sense, but it's often over done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I think a lot more kids got napped in the States before cellphones were common

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Kidnaps are and were never common. It's one of the most overrated risks that parents worry about. And also one of the most disastrous especially in the US, where people, riled up by media, seems to find it irresponisble to let your child roam around the world unwatched. Whereas experts have shown again and again that this is important for the childs development.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but it is always good to carry a phone with you especially when you bike through somewhere where there isn't a lot of other traffic or it is off your unusual route. There is nothing wrong with carrying a Nokia 3310 or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ye, I think it's fine either way, nokia or no phone at all. I cycled 17km to school from age 12 to 17 and only got my first phone when I was 18 and moved out. Of course I did get a flat tire a couple of times, but then I'd just walk or sat at the back of the bicycke of a friend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And what if you fell while you where alone and broke a leg making it impossible for you to walk? Or you friend fell and hit his head open on the road being able to call for help is actually pretty handy.

Like it might sound absurd, but shit happens

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I suppose living in the Netherlands, a pretty crowded place, assures you that you're rarely ever alone in the middle of nowhere for very long. But yes that is handy and I can totally understand parents feeling comfortable with their kids being able to call for help if anything ever happens to them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

No you are never that far from society in NL, but at moments when every second counts I would rather just have a phone for my kid. Use something like a Nokia, give them a 10 euro prepaid card and if it is used up buy more and take it from their savings.

At least that's what ill do when I have kids

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Normal Phone would be fine :)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since about 2006 my voicemail message has been "for a faster response send me a text message." When I started my business I added my business name and rerecorded the rest. If a client can't send a text instead of call then I'm going to charge them more.

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My kid can make 100 push ups, when Nobody's watching.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love that meme! I can see this one being real though

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

ya if the child is old enough to know what a phone call is, they are old enough to understand how pointless voicemails are

[–] CidVicious 93 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

See, for me, if you call me and don't leave a voicemail, I'm going to assume it was unimportant (or spam) and I won't call back. Businesses, which are most likely going to an unknown number, should leave a voicemail if they want any action on my part. I mostly don't want businesses texting me because they tend to spam the fuck out of you. And I'm sure as fuck never going to pick up the phone for an unknown number.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Recently, I've been getting calls I'm pretty sure are spam. They are all from different numbers, but all of the area codes are from where I got my phone number, which is quite far from where I live now. Additionally, they all do leave voicemails, but each and every one is exactly thirty seconds of silence.

Spam or not, I can't figure out the point.

[–] Spookyghost 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They spoof a number close to your number to increase the chance you pickup, they don't know you moved.

I'd bet the silence calls are to determine if a phone number is active.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (4 children)

When I had a work mobile phone in Australia I had my voicemail saying I was on leave and to call the office.

The boss wasn't happy, but the customers actually called the service desk because of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your boss would be breaking the law in Australia, now explicitly under the new right to disconnect legislation, if they said anything about it.

(Though, could have probably been argued in the past also as unpaid overtime in the past)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This was a decade ago. He was actually annoyed that I didn't change it after I got back from holidays.

So I was working, the customer would call and get the voicemail on my mobile, then call the main support line and got me.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The absolute worst thing about voicemail is that you can't just listen to the one you just got. I have about 50 unheard voicemails at this point. You leave one? I have to work my way through 50 just to hear yours. And it doesn't even let me work from most recent. Nope. Just never going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

huh? Android lets you pick from a menu.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

What? How do you set that up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Life must really suck when you're too dumb to know how things work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

As your dad proved when he couldn't figure out the condom

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Most smartphones offer voicemail transcription now, I believe. Or at least Apple does. I don't have voicemail set up on my Android phone to check.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Mine is "You have reached my phone but not me, I don't really check voicemail, if you need to reach me, text." I still get voicemail.

Some voicemail the phone will transcribe, those I read but really don't listen to them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Some people just can't fathom communicating other than a voice call lol

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm an old guy, but I hate voice mail. Mine says "You can try to leave a message, but it's probably full, and I'll never listen to it anyway, so either send a text to this number, or send an email to XXX, and I'll get back to you ASAP."

[–] funkless_eck 8 points 1 day ago

I used to troll with mine and spell out my name, phone number, email address, website, all twice.

Most voice-mails I got were like "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS YOUR MESSAGE SO LONG"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Back in the day, I realized there wasn't really a voice-mail message length limit, so I had a 20 minute rant about why I don't want voicemails

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Mine emails me an attachment with the recording. It's a lot easier than the old call up voicemail to listen to your messages etc. Lot of people prefer it to writing with their phones.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Voicemail is actually really nice, if people call you and don't leave a message, the call was not important or a spam call. Its like the perfect filter.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

But one could set up an Archer style voicemail prank!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5kIVXNCzDA

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