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    [–] [email protected] 110 points 5 days ago (7 children)

    Dude, you're getting a dell ...

    [–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

    And plugging highly suspicious USB drive into it...

    [–] [email protected] 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Reminds me, back in like, 2007, Nine Inch Nails did a promotion for their new album where they left "mystery" USB drives with media from the "future", themed from album, in public areas at their shows. People couldn't wait to find them and jam them into their computers to piece the story all together.

    [–] Steamymoomilk 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    The next album is gonna be about, trojans, viruses, worms, RATS (not the one with the rubber room)

    And a 40minute PSA from your IT admin telling you DONT PLUG RANDOM STUFF INTO YOUR COMPUTER!!

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

    Once some guy on the street gave me a dvd. I stuck it into my computer and it was a documentary about how nfc payment microchips in the hand are the mark of the beast. Freaked me out.

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    [–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

    And Ubuntu at best.

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    [–] [email protected] 71 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    Talk to your kids about Linux before someone else does.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

    Sex PSAs are nothing in comparison

    [–] captain_aggravated 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

    "How come my typing fingers hurt?"

    "you've never used them before."

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    [–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

    "Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two..."

    This comment brought to you by the anti-snap gang.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Good luck with fighting dependency hell!

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    [–] [email protected] 64 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Ubuntu logo is a trinity but you're not getting laid

    [–] AlligatorBlizzard 9 points 5 days ago

    The rest of us should just do what the transbians do and sleep with each other.

    L4L, must have showered and touched grass within the last 24 hours.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

    Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

    Take the red USB and it always ends with you deep in a forum and the terminal app.

    [–] atlas 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

    PTSD triggered

    [–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    You take the green USB, it's Ventoy.
    You click the wrong option in the list, and suddenly it's GParted.

    [–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    Ah, shit, TempleOS.

    Yes, I have TempleOS on my drive, why not, it's just a few MB.

    [–] starman2112 6 points 4 days ago

    I look at the cool elephant whenever I'm feeling down

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    [–] [email protected] 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    some mf gonna grab both and dual boot

    [–] starman2112 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

    Hi I'm some mf

    Day 1,095 of begging Autodesk to put F360 on Linux so I can ditch windows

    I know, they won't, but I'm gonna keep asking anyway

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    [–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    Why are both of the USB drives red?

    [–] [email protected] 88 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    Because choice is an illusion.

    [–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago

    Both are Linux.

    [–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago

    People that chose the "red" drive ... Once you install Ubuntu a mysterious shaman will once again introduce you to the red and blue choice, ... well, I mean, not exactly, it will be just a giant bag of mixed ~~pills~~ drives for different distros and the ominous warning be like "you only really need to take one, but there is no actual limit".

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

    *You stay in Wayland.

    [–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    I cannot even download Windows 11 ISO on my network, I am (my ISP is) blocked by Microsoft. So, problem solved, it's just red USB.

    [–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
    [–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

    Microsoft blocks people from downloading stuff all the time for unknowable reasons. You have to either reset your IP or go through customer support to fix it. I did the latter and they did not tell me why I was blocked in the first place.

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    [–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

    Until you find out about snap

    [–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago (7 children)

    Linux Mint: The Better Ubuntu (tm)

    [–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

    I found that Pop!_OS (another Ubuntu fork) worked better with Nvidia crap out of the box. They both seem pretty good.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

    Would that be better for my system with a 4090 than Ubuntu? I've got Nvidia drivers installed now, but perhaps switching would be more of a pain.

    [–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

    I've never used Ubuntu and I don't have a 4090, so I am wholly unqualified to answer that question. My comparison was between Mint and Pop. That being said, Canonical has had its more than fair share of controversies in the past, so you'd probably want to avoid them if it's convenient to do so, all else being equal.

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    [–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

    “What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with your computer. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.”

    [–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    How come with bsd it's more of a dig your own hole sort of adventure?

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    [–] FreshLight 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

    Don't call it penguin hole 💀💀💀💀💀

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    [–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

    I use the exact same usb stick for my Ubuntu installs. 🤜

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