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shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications. (github.com)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? 😂

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Rust dev confirmed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

^(i'm^ ^gonna^ ^do^ ^something^ ^evil)^

Sounds like you'd really like Nix.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

that's... oddly specific....

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Lookup Unix socks

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

holy hell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

[–] skulblaka 18 points 4 days ago

They're the same picture

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I need the goth gf to insult me. I don't want encouragement.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I heard about this from foone