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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Probe tips instantly welded on a nanophosphate A123 battery.

[–] Jumuta 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the fuse popped, right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfused. Probes/cables began rapidly heating up. I violently shook the the battery to break off the probes from it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Waa it fast thinking or just instinct

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Probably more instinct than fast thinking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The 200A bolt fuse? After a while

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everything is a fuse if your current is high enough.

[–] pastermil 4 points 1 month ago

That applies even to you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Don't get short with me, buddy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago