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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

So is the image in the article the porn version? Because that's hella tame. Oh is that just something they've commissioned which sort of gets the point across?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn. The thought-police are out in force in this thread, and are completely unable to separate fiction from reality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Same arguments can and have been used to ban video games, tabletop games, and horror movies.

"Fictional things make people wanna do real life things!"

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[–] Susaga 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now I want the rule 34 version of the story of John Henry. Like, the next pokemon trailer comes out, and one NSFW artist has to put out porn of the new professor before the AI can generate it.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bet they dont try very hard to get it to stop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It'd be the first time the catholic church tried to STOP sexual exploitation of a minor.

More likely they'll move the people making the porn to a far off town.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Catholic Church: "Um actually she's not a minor, she's a 3,000 year old diety that just looks like a-"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Vatican: I can’t believe you’ve done that

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