this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This doesn't actually work very well, the letters become visible almost immediately, not after hours. And after a couple of hours the whole thing gets black blobs because of the damaged skin. The bananas will probably not get sold and instead thrown away. Don't waste food ever.

[–] gigachad 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You will also stand awkwardly in the fruit section for 5 minutes carving stuff into a banana, which is a pretty weird thing to do...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They won't stop you at Walmart, though. Not paid enough, plus you can only do "aggressive hospitality." Which is basically just asking if you can help them find anything. Just continue fucking with the produce; they can't stop you.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

"Hey Boss... That guy is back again..."

"Wait, which guy? The banana guy?"

"Yuuuuuup."