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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That really changes the context for his quote "Wanna know how I got these scars?"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All the way through. All. The. Way.

[–] ilovededyoupiggy 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hurry onward, pencil, or you'll soon be dead!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This.

This right here is the random depravity I missed from that other place!

:-P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dude's got an abnormally long vertical smile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My mother is the only other person I have ever heard use the term vertical smile lmao

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I sent this to a friend earlier today and he stopped talking to me. 👍

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

You have a good Ex friend, I bet we would get along well.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that he uses the pointy side makes me very upset

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anal's easier if it's tapered

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

don't kink shame.

blood makes for a terrible lubricant though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder what Heath Leger would have made of this

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I don't think he'd have a broke back about it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Is it bad that I'm impressed more with the balancing of the pencil?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Still better than when he practiced with the glass jar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

2 Ha's, 1 Cup

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I've never before considered how plump and juicy the Joker's booty is.

I'm not saying I'm considering that right now.....but is anyone else seeing this and considering how plump and juicy the Joker's booty is?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look, if some crazy sum of a bitch walked in with clown makeup and a purple suit and did this in front of you and the crew

Y'all would listen to what this madman had to say wouldn't you? He'd probably have a suicide vest on too if y'all got too antsy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What would you consider a crazy sum? Like 10 bitches?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just a crazy sum of a bitch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

i exhaled some water through my nose

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Dark Knight, Everything Everywhere All at Once cross over episode.