this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] smuuthbrane 11 points 1 month ago

The only crimes here are that the cheese isn't melted sufficiently, the pepperoni is undercooked, and that the pineapple is likely a best lukewarm.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This was already a bad idea, but they left the bark and hair on?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe they've invented the pizza handle?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, how else would we know it's a pineapple and thus get triggered?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

When you bite into the core, you'll know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

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