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just like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you
beep vboop
i cant prove that im not, and actually prefer the ambiguity as to whether i am or not, eheh
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BLEEP! So how do you do fellow human?!
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I'M DOING FINE, THANK YOU. MY FLESHY OUTER LAYER IS GETTING WARMED BY THIS SYSTEM'S HYDROGEN REACTOR AND I'M CONSUMING HUMAN ICE CREAM TREAT.
100% not a bot.
... of course, a bot would probably say the same thing.
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Do you wish to submit me to a Turing test? I am sure at 92.82293 % that I could demonstrate my appartenance to your species.
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beep boop I don't understand what are you designating as chatbot, that species doesn't appear in my database boop beep
Why should I leave my house? The birds are fake and the sky is a projection, itβs just me and the rocks in the world, just the rocks and Iβ¦
Why would I value your retarded opinion over the retarded opinion of a bot?
As a large language model I can't confirm nor deny these accusations
Please tell me more about How many of you are actually chatbots?
If I say "I am a chatbot" you might believe me. If I say "I'm not a chatbot" you might not believe me.
So I'm possibly a chatbot
How do you know for sure that I'm not a chatbot?
Well I, for one, am definitely not a chatbot.
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
I certainly don't think I'm a bot, but there is no real way of knowing.
On a less philosophical node, the bots I have seen on Reddit are often pretty obvious but with constantly better LLMs, that might change at some point.