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Britain was not the... wealthiest of Roman conquests (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And you know what? They did steal our pile of rocks

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Bloody Romans!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That still doesn't give you carte blanche to steal everyone else's rocks.

Give 'em back.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No, we will put them in our museum

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

and turned it into the Hadrian wall

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We have edible snails because the Romans imported them but no-one here eats snails. Still. Italian food, right? Bestintheworld right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The Gauls would like a word

[–] Justas 5 points 2 months ago

It also required so many soldiers to keep that anyone put in charge of Britannia could take the legions to march on Rome and would have a chance of becoming the new emperor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And worst of all: What have the romans ever done for us?