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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

even better: a human super soldier centipede so you can carry even more while only needing to feed one of them :).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

So, a human centipede of sorts? Bad idea! Have you not seen the documentaries?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think machine sentience is heavily regulated and also susceptible to psykers while having no psychic potential of their own, so the combatants are biological and the lifting stuff is done by machines.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I'll sanction the use of servitors but these machines sound dangerously close to abominable intelligences. I'll have to report you to the commissar.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like a possible conversation to be had like in 15 years, but happening in real life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What? When Psychics come out of hiding under the flag of their immortal emperor Raven?

The amount of random nonsense replies I get, I stg people just want to annoy me.

[–] skulblaka 7 points 2 months ago

Ukraine is going to invent psykers in 2031 when NATO runs out of missiles

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Soldiers win battles, logistics wins space wars

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Fencers, the heavy exoskeleton class of the EDF games, starts out as a civilian human forklift. Don't let your memes be dreams.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is the plot of an old Kurt Russell movie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Overboard, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Which one? I will watch it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle 1 points 2 months ago

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes.

[–] loonsun 4 points 2 months ago

roboute guilliman enters the chat