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Leonardo DiCaprirule (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did he do it again?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yes just recently broke up with a girlfriend that turned 26 and now dating a 19 year old.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Turned 16? Seems slightly illegal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Sorry fixed the mistake. It was 26.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe he moved to Germany 💀

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ariel has her voice? What'd she trade for legs in this universe?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She's colourblind now. Can't see red flags.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 4 points 2 months ago

Lmao savage

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Sense of smell.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is that DiCaprio?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There was a hilarious info chart that showed he left each of his couple at exactly 26 iirc

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That's hilarious

[–] gravitas_deficiency 2 points 2 months ago

That is a graph and a half, holy shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Haha I never knew that. What a dick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Could also be the Sham-Wow guy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone fill me in?

[–] gravitas_deficiency 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Leo splits with his girlfriends a year after they’re allowed to rent cars at non-insane rates, as it is written in the Book of Avis.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hail Avis! We try harder.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So hard, it Hertz.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

So super hard, it megaHertz!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't remember that in my copy of The Anhkana...

[–] gravitas_deficiency 4 points 2 months ago

Ah, you must have picked up the Budget version by accident. Common mistake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

16 is under 26

[–] gravitas_deficiency 12 points 2 months ago

This person numbers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No. I'll prove you wrong:
16
26
(16 above 26)

Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Now that's the kind of mathematical thinking that leads to shit like imaginary numbers, [∞(∞)/∞-1] or TREE(3), and let's not forget the Mandelbrot and Julia sets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

He keeps breaking up when girls reach 26

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Haha, we sure do love our quirky Grandpa, haha!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.