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No, but they have the brains of a vegetable.
While I agree holiday stuff comes out way too early ….HALLOWEEN OREOS ARE HERE!!!
I agree that Christmas stuff comes out way too early, but Halloween decorations fill me with joy. There's not a bad time of the year for spooky in my opinion. People people watch horror movies in the spring. Christmas decorations are specifically tied down to Christmas. Halloween decorations are Halloween or just you think a big skull next to your front door looks cool.
Sadly, unlike the 365-day-a-year Christmas stores I see on occasion, the 365-day-a-year Halloween store is not something I have encountered yet.
Yeah, but now my teen wants us to dress up as horror characters for college move-in day. I’m still trying to decide if I could get away with a chainsaw arm without being arrested and shot
I am reminded of one Halloween at ERAU, one of the professors dressed up as a kind of generic ghoul/ghost, Scream mask and all, long black robes, and a Segway so he could spookily float around.
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If my daughter asks me to do that when she's old enough, I will totally do it. But yeah, maybe not chainsaw arm.
So, machete then? I should take a machete to college move-in day?
The problem is most humanoid horror characters have obvious weapons.
You can always be a victim. Or a zombie. That could be fun. Shuffling into the dorm room carrying a desk and saying, "braaaaaaainssss" to the new roommate.
Good point. I wonder if I even still have bits of zombie costume from my college days … the extra decaying from the last few decades could conceivably make it better
Lol I used to live in Owasso! And halloween was my favorite holiday. My grandma was an over-decorator and would go over the top with decorations for every holiday. I know for a fact she bought Halloween decorations at this very store because I helped her pick them out. So that lady can get bent. She definitely doesn't speak for everyone in Tulsa.
I can imagine the person who wrote this talking like Beth Grant's character in Donnie Darko.
I like how people like this think that a business will somehow be upset that they and their crazy friends/family won't be coming to their store. Threatening them with a good time!
It is distressing to see such a horrendous disregard for the English language. It's bad enough without battering it this much.
Welcome to the InsanePeopleFacebook community. Our Facebook crazies have absolutely no understanding of basic English. Many of them are native English speakers nonetheless.
This screams dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts, be ice-cream or be nothing. Zero stars
Except, when you believe in something you sign your name to it.
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speaking to the head satanist talking to the cops who are SO EVIL (i mean, yes, but I don't see how that correlates to a time of year) increase murder (maybe good dependign on who) child abuse (please don't, what the fuck is wrong with these disgusting freaks that they can't even suggest having a good time without hurting someone who doesn't deserve it, as if the injustice and suffering are the fucking point of everything they do?), worship satan (you do you, but it could be fun, im willing to try)!
I don't know if that's how they meant it to be read, but it's how I read it.
I think with the "Talk to Police" line, they're saying that if you talk to the Police they will tell you about all the wickedness they encounter around Halloween. It's full-on nuts tho lol
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This is like a real life Wagner post
Halloween or Hallowe'en[7][8] (less commonly known as Allhalloween,[9] All Hallows' Eve,[10] or All Saints' Eve)[11] is a celebration observed in many countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day
lol.
The wikipedia entry also has some cool historical pictures showing trick or treaters over a hundred years ago.
Send them another letter, just saying "Shut the fuck up".