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[–] [email protected] 131 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my headcanon he asked her out because he was finally sure it was going nowhere with Frodo.

[–] [email protected] 90 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Basically dating in your teens/early twenties.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Basically dating ~~in your teens and early twenties~~

^source: old^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Dating old is the same as dating young except the person you're dating is just as wrinkled and swollen as you are. Source: also old.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, fuck getting back into the dating game.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He had to go become a man for her. She would have married him anyways, even if he had been nothing but a fat potato farmer, but instead she's now married to a complete badass who gets house visits from the king of Gondor and is richer than everyone in the shire combined. I bet you he looks her straight in the eyes when he fucks her now.

[–] threelonmusketeers 68 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not type that last sentence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Nasty, wicked hobbitses.

[–] Leg 2 points 4 months ago

Absolute gold comment mate. Gave y'boi the respect he deserves.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Most likely the main reason why we still have wars and armed conflicts everywhere .... just a bunch of guys trying to impress that gal or guy in their life that they're too afraid to ask ..... so they go invade Poland instead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Look, we've all been there

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

This made me laugh out loud.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I impress women by respecting their personal space and leaving them tf alone. I've never been in a relationship before but I'm sure if I keep leaving women alone and not bothering them it'll pay off eventually.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You just can't compare travelling across the world being chased by all super power evil guys to carry your best friend up a volcano with ASKING A FRE***ING GIRL.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Are we now censoring freaking?

The alternative to fucking since fucking is censored???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Haven't you heard? Freing is the new fuing. And ce***Ed is unallowed now too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Censored for effect

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

shout-out to Jesse my man