I can’t help but wonder why he wouldn’t simply answer his classmate and end this debacle. “No, I don’t have a loose asshole, it’s of average diameter and depth, but I appreciate that you took the time to ask.” What a weird hill to die on.
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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I swear to god I can relate to this. Middle school years in the 2000s was the worst. People really got made fun of for shitting in school.
I went to middle school and highschool in the 90s and this all seems very strange to me lol I know I just have taken a shit at school sometimes during that time and I don't recall it ever being a matter of public ridicule... Everybody's gotta shit sometimes!
Ha, check out the guy with the loose asshole over here!
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Clearly OP decided to end his story by telling us the sort of content he enjoys cranking it to.