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[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Middle card goes on the right. "It doesn't take a pro poker player to know every king needs his queen at..." don't know what goes after "at..." but I'm guessing there's a fourth card with something like "Prom!"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I specifically asked

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Technically you didn't ask, you demanded.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I specifically demanded

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

It's a promposal girl on the right is being asked I'm guessing

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

A king and a queen is a worse hand than 2 kings.
In fact, what you really want is aces.

Are they maybe trying to play chess instead?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

aces

is the cleverest double entendre

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nobody dare tell me its not that bad and easy to fix

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

I immediately recognized that the two signs were just swapped then proceeded to struggle immensely to read it even knowing the order it should be in.

[–] Dufurson 8 points 4 months ago

don't dead open inside intensifies

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It doesn't poker KING needs