this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I hope I'll never see the day where I'm that dead inside.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

64 if you relax

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago
[–] objectionist 6 points 6 months ago

guess i’m dead inside

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What a coincy-dink!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Loud buzzer noise

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

You, vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a non-native speaker, I've been calling this planet "your anus" because I never heard it being pronounced before, and these internet jokes made me think it was pronounced the same way. Like "if it's funny it's probably because they sound the same".

If you ever feel stupid just think of this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your pronunciation was correct before the 1980s. Then, the scientific community collectively had enough of the snickering.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Oh wow, good fun fact.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

spell it differently.