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[–] [email protected] 173 points 6 months ago (3 children)

So the pee isn't stored in the balls, but the microplastics are

[–] [email protected] 51 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's microplastics in your urine too.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait so microplastics in one ball, pee in the other?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Sometimes they switch places to keep you guessing

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

So is RoundUp according to an article I read a few days ago.

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[–] [email protected] 129 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 128 points 6 months ago (9 children)

They say every, but no one's checked mine yet.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Not even in the Mayo clinic?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They stayed above the waist.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough, how are you doing now? Any word out from them yet?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

We're looking into intensive therapy programs at the moment. Hopefully we'll find something by the end of the week, but we had to wait until my daughter's school year was over.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah man, sorry to hear you are in the midst of a health issue Flying Squid! Wishing you a full recovery. Lemmy wouldn't be the same without you!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I'm awake until they play with my balls?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi'd are not tested.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 months ago (3 children)

We've obviously seen a lot of studies about the proliferation of microplastics. They seem to be in practically everything and everyone to an almost cellular level. Are there any modern studies or even just hypotheses for what the actual effects are? Has it just not been long enough for us to gather data?

[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The problem might be that if they're everywhere there's no control group without them, so it's hard to say if an effect is actually caused by microplastics or not.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

In a laboratory setting, presumably you could makeq conditions clean enough to grow a cell culture that is free from micro plastics. But that isn't going to tell you much about systemic effects like in an organ or body.

Maybe you could breed mice in a clean room. Not sure what the generational half life of microplastics is..

The alternative you could probably test is levels of Microplastics. Grow a number of colonies with varying levels of microplastics and compare between them.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I have a hypothesis that the proliferation of microplastics could be related to the rising cancer rates in young people nobody can yet explain.

At very least, people should stop microwaving plastic containers.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Yes. Dr Shanna Swan wrote a book about it called Countdown. She's proven that it is having a direct impact on our reproductive system as an endocrine disruptor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Eh, humanity is overrated anyway. I'm not an extinctionist, but if we wipe ourselves out that would pretty funny and appropriate.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

The problem is that plastics are not stable. They are constantly breaking down and releasing an array of chemicals in the process. Great, now they’re inside us too. Oh. They’re inside everything else too so yay?

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Big oil has literally attacked our nuts.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Big oil literally attacking ~~our~~ deez nuts.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

~~Goteeem~~ Gotusss

[–] [email protected] 75 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (13 children)

This is true. I had mine tested, and there was one of my testicles that had way more microplastics than the other two.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

So should i recycle my sperm instead of flushing it?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You can probably use it in a 3d printer

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

Print my own baby. Life starts at boot up!

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So can we call them plasticles now?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

These were the testicles, here are the resulticles.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Between the microplastics, the pfoas and other fluorine based stuff from 3M, and the lead in fuel that airplanes are still allowed to use, and the lack of a more natural diet, it's no wonder we're all so screwed up.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (4 children)

We really have sacrificed our species atop the fire of industry.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Balls of plastic. Descended from balls of steel 💪

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

They just don’t make em like they used to

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

If you can't spread your sperm, spread awareness about microplastics.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah suck out all of my microplastics stepsister 😏

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Scientists say discovery may be linked to decades-long decline in sperm counts in men around the world

This is no issue to me, as someone who doesn't prioritize having sex and has no intent to bring children into this awful world.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah same, but I worry about all the other affects like cancers, other mutations, some third horrible thing...

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I'm gay and I don't want to have kids. This world is horrific.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.

All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah? Well, study thi...oh...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If they looked all colorful like confetti when it came out like in the pic I might be ok with it lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want the optional rainbow cum output too. Tired of Factory White

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