No he won't - there's no water on that island, for one thing... The new guy is dead meat, he just doesn't realize that yet.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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The guy has a stick and is protecting the tree so he is actually doing him a huge favor by allowing him to work for a coconut. Working is a win win here.
The alternative is the guy gets no coconut and has nothing to do.
/s
Good ole coconut island.
But where's the fellatio?
Wait for inflation to kick in.
Eating many coconuts will cause diarrhea.
Agree to terms, climb tree, pick a nut. Change terms by tossing the nut on the head of the wannabe job creator.
Eat the nut with fresh meat on the side. Die from dehydration.
Take stick, beat guy to death, then you have food and water from the coconuts! So you get to live a little longer before dying of dehydration.