Ethern't.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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I’m told this is how you clear your browser history.
Quoth the Socket „Nevermore.“
This simply converts an ethernet LAN port to wireless WiFI IEEE 802.11AC (110v AC in US and 220v AC in other regions). Pretty standard stuff. At least that is what the IT support guy in the alley behind the pizza place told me when I bought it.
DIY PoE injector
Ah yes, IEEE 802.3.nope
Heheh. I laugh-snorted at this one. Good show.
Perfect for when they took your red stapler
This is what it feels like when your router gets fried because fecking DSL isn't lightning-proof
Is that what PoE means?
I don't need no fancy boxes for PoE.
That's some good BOFH stuff right there.
Finally a cord for my vacuum that only has an rj45. If anyone spots a 220v to mico-usb, let me know. My stove has been offline for weeks.
The latest laptop charging infrastructure
Also works as PLC, how useful !
Love it!
Alright, I'm gonna ask: This is a joke cable right?
Every time I see something I'm absolutely sure is a joke cable, somebody links me to a piece of real hardware that actually needs that monstrosity of a cable.
But this time, I am 99% sure... Nothing actually could possibly have any use for this cable....right?
I would be more sure if one end wasn't a network cable end. Networking people have some deeply weird cables...
The real kill-a-watt