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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I'm sure a Mig-29 would have looked great on my lawn. Just gotta build a mount so it looks cool and dynamic

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The HOA would most likely object, maybe try to get a permit from the municipality as historic landmark.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Hey friend, I have a quick tip for you!

If you have a Warplane, you get dictate terms. Your HOA could "object", but you can then make the HOA a "historic landmark" in response!

I'd bet your HOA has spent most of its money on lawn inspectors and other such leeches, and not nearly enought on AA defenses to stop you from raining warheads on foreheads

[–] mindbleach 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bigger Army HOA Negotiation is the kind of shit I come here for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

The Home Wrecker Association cares not for your lawn mandates.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Lol, ain't no such thing in germany :D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So you probably have a rule about leaving defunct war machines unattended on your yard without an explicit permit for the exact model and manufacture year

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

As long as it is properly demilitarized it's usually fine, you might need a permit for the mount. Most of the issue would probably be leaving enough space to your plot border.

There was some brit living in germany who put a demilitarized tank on his lawn and that is still there

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A guy near me has two howitzers on the lawn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I have a friend who lives near Rostock with two functional tanks

[–] mindbleach 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Don't you guys have a staircase that's too historic to remove but too outdated to use?

edit: Oh, HOAs, not historic landmarks. Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Get em flight worthy, clone Tom Cruise, and stick him in each one. Easy win for Ukraine.

[–] mindbleach 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Possibly just to keep Russia from flying them.

[–] Jackinopolis 6 points 6 months ago

Maybe that, but I was thinking that this was a purchase for Ukrainian AF who were already trained/familiar with Russian tech.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If they can drone-ize them and deliver them in working order to Ukraine, holy shit... Good buy! https://www.defensenews.com/air/2024/04/19/us-air-force-stages-dogfights-with-ai-flown-fighter-jet/

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No need to invent new stuff, Ukraine can use them for parts, as false targets on airfields, or just repair some of them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

credible content? in NCD? it's more likely than you think

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, I think they're pretty far from working order. But goddamn it'd make a great lawn ornament!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Even if none of them ran, just one could help repair dozens of other aircraft.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are there more available? How much for shipping?

[–] mindbleach 7 points 6 months ago

Back when ThinkGeek was good and Woot was barely a thing, a site called IWantOneOfThose offered MIGs for sale.

I didn't get one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Likely fake, sadly, no confirmation and ua channels say it's fake.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Kyiv post mentions it

They're probably bought to be cannibalized for parts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Very unlikely you can even start the engines on those things.