this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2024
231 points (100.0% liked)

196

16442 readers
1855 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
231
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
all 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I bet she’s wild in bed.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Youthful me, up for anything : shit, I'll have what she's having! Deeply depressed me in the world today : dang, and she wasn't even on drugs..

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They found drug paraphernalia on her, but didn’t say exactly what.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean, we definitely know she had a lighter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

What if she used magic?

Tap for spoilermatches

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's the face of someone who's manic as fuck, fyi. Almost certainly she's bipolar

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

She??? I thought that was Mark Hamill!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait, is she thinking that's how you welcome a witch or is that how she believes witches welcome people? I couldn't find an attached article and this is bugging me now...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Believing it was her friend’s home, she said she knocked on the front door three times, but no one answered. She claimed the home had a sign that read, “Witches Welcome.” She then reportedly told officers that she was a witch herself and decided to set some clothing and a few of the items she had just collected on fire.

She reportedly emphasized that she did not intend for the fire to harm anyone or get out of control and damage the property.

You know... I bet a good lawyer could get her off of the "reckless use of fire" charges.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

She made the fatal mistake of smiling in her mug shot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I'm moving to Burlington, Iowa immediately