Pretty sure climate change is already here.

Dead end low paying job with no benefits while suffering major burnout, ayo gottem

My advice is to live your life as best as you can without worrying too much about things you can't control. Try and build a life around yourself that'll help you be happy through it all, regardless of what happens. Enjoy your 20's. 30's are good too and 40's don't suck either.

To paraphrase Sun Tzu: do not choose a path to victory. Instead, choose a strategy such that all paths lead to victory.

"Kid, don't you want to work hard and be able to retire in a nice beach house like mine?"

"But your house is isn't on a beach..."

"By the time you retire, it will be. And it'll be worth so much then."

Male pattern baldness is the correct answer actually

On the bright side you can retire to a coastal town without having to actually move house.

A whole new wooooorld ! Where the heat will give you a stroke, famine will rise and the rich will hide ! A world where you wish you died or never was ever born. You'll remember the days of the past and ask yourself why we did nothing but alas it is too laaaate to change anything now. (Aladdin new song )

It's almost as if we should be spending our time working to mitigate climate change and helping build societal resilience instead of working on meaningless careers....

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays! Have you tried being more mindful?

Ah, the End of the Human Race, wonder what the afterlife's like? Cause that's my retirement plan, Valhalla.

In case anyone is wondering, no one is going to announce that the worker's revolution has begun. No one is planning it. The vast majority of people in North America don't believe climate change is real. To believe in an existential threat to humanity is to attempt to do something about it on a grassroots level. Start getting everyone you know to understand what's at stake. Fuck if they think you're being annoying or dramatic. The alternative is we all die at our post/desk/cash register of heat stroke or starvation.

It's winter where I live. Temperature should be around 10ºC but some places registered 30ºC. And this week we'll have our 4th hurricane of 2023. My house is old and I fear soon I'll wake up without a roof.

My anxiety is so bad today. I keep trying to find new ways to deal with it, meds, meditation, exercise, but how the fuck am I supposed to keep up?

fucking so right

My twenties were nothing like that.

I hear long pork is delicious so we got that to look forward to

I always imagined me dying like woody harrelson in 2012.

At least I bought a pool ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I paid for the click clack, I'll use the whole click clack

LET'S GOO 🫠 🫠

All my friends and coworkers didn’t start a family until their 30s. Unless their parents were rich and therefore were immune to challenges in life.