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[–] [email protected] 116 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

thoughts are stored in the balls

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a strongly supported hypothesis. Sudden trauma to balls will disturb the consciousness and consequently thoughts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Balls have convinced people to do things they would never have otherwise done.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But then where is the pee stored?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Logically, in the thoughts.

Balls -> Thoughts -> Pee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the thigh pads, clearly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Waste is processed in the thigh pads, walking provides the pumping action.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where does the poop go

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

head

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

“And he shall know your ways, as if born to them..”

LISAN AL GAIB!!

[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago

this breathing technique will blow your mind

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Scientists have discovered that the diaphragm is not the only body part that aids in breathing; the other will blow your mind.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Biologists hate this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

Breathe in, Meme rises from your testicles

Breathe out, Meme goes back and builds pressure in your testicles

You get shot in the chest, Meme becomes a Science Meme

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Fig. A: Retrograde anal hiccoughs can result in cerebral explosions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I also think about sex between inhale and exhale

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

With every breath, a man thinks about sex

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Testicles - life on their own or aliens?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The Secret Life of Testicles, pixars next motion picture

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Solaire's quest line in Dark Souls

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Is the penis the sunlight maggot?

[–] IndirectSurprise 4 points 8 months ago

Inhale Exhale Just got an ounce in the mail

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Guru Matt's Total Breath Control: Enlightenment is Stored in the Balls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

How to think with your balls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Is this what those raw meat chuds mean when they say breathe through your balls?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Jedis hate this one mind trick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Scientists finally find location of g-spot

[–] Tomassci 2 points 8 months ago

Breathe without using lungs! NEUROSURGEONS HATE THIS ONE EASY TRICK!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sincerely interested in the source for this pic!